THE HICK DICTIONARY
If you've ever been confused by hick talk, this
is for you
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Hoses
(Ho-ses)- Big dogs you ride around on (Real Word- Horses)
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Jeet
(Phrase) -To eat food
Usage:"Jeet
yet?"\
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Kintuckee
(n)-The state southwest of Wesferginyah. Capitol is Looieville (see-
Looieville) I live in Kintuckee
Munts
(n) -Part of a calendar Whut munt is it again earl?
Bare
(n) -An alcoholic beverage made of barley, hops and yeast. Man I sure do
love Bare
Ignert
(adjective) -Not smart. Jethro, yer just downright ignert
Retard
(v) -To stop working. My aunty May retard last munt
Rats
(n) -Entitled power or privilege Us hicks have rats too!
Ear
(n) -A colorless, odorless gas: Oxygen Git out of this house and get some
fresh ear
Bob
war (n) -A sharp, twisted cable Put the chickens in the bob war fence cage
Enema
(n) -not a friend I sure hate Billy Bob, hes my enema
Warsh
(n)- To clean something Go warsh your clothes you worthless sack of shiyat